I was re-reading & editing part II of Three Ghosts of Halloween when I realized much of what the narrator thinks is, or could be construed to be, offensive to a reasonable portion of my readership. I would like to apologize preemptively for anything you may find offensive. I have heard most of the comments she thinks from a variety of people over the years. Most of the comments I found at least annoying at the time, if not downright irritating. The messaging though is perfect for the intended character. Part II will be posted tomorrow with Parts III & IV following next week.